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Season 2 · Episodes 1–8
Landed Thu, 5 Mar 2026 · time not announced · 8 episodes · 4h 20m
Season 2 of Ted landed Thursday, 5 March 2026 on Peacock, all 8 episodes at once.
- S02E01Talk Dirty to MeJohn and Ted use a phone in the school basement to call a sex hotline, but the charges end up costing the school thousands of dollars and a hard-nosed special investigator is brought in to find the culprits.
- S02E02Mrs. RobichekThe bear starts a risky affair with a married woman and becomes emotionally invested, while Susan helps Matty try to figure out the cause of his erectile dysfunction.
- S02E03Dungeons & DealersJohn, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.
- S02E04The Mom's Bombed Rom-ComBlaire's rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.
- S02E05The Sword in the StonedJohn and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.
- S02E06Roe v. WeedBlaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions from the family.
- S02E07Susan Is the New BlackSusan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop.
- S02E08Fraudcast NewsJohn and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. Simpson verdict.
Ted
2 seasons · 15 episodes · ended
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