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Ted

Season 2 · Episodes 1–8

Landed Thu, 5 Mar 2026 · time not announced · 8 episodes · 4h 20m

Season 2 of Ted landed Thursday, 5 March 2026 on Peacock, all 8 episodes at once.

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  1. S02E01Talk Dirty to Me33mJohn and Ted use a phone in the school basement to call a sex hotline, but the charges end up costing the school thousands of dollars and a hard-nosed special investigator is brought in to find the culprits.
  2. S02E02Mrs. Robichek33mThe bear starts a risky affair with a married woman and becomes emotionally invested, while Susan helps Matty try to figure out the cause of his erectile dysfunction.
  3. S02E03Dungeons & Dealers31mJohn, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.
  4. S02E04The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com36mBlaire's rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.
  5. S02E05The Sword in the Stoned32mJohn and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.
  6. S02E06Roe v. Weed31mBlaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions from the family.
  7. S02E07Susan Is the New Black32mSusan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop.
  8. S02E08Fraudcast News32mJohn and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. Simpson verdict.
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